Stolen from stoner_kraken

[youngestrose]

Reply with your character and I will give you the following about their first born:

A. Name:
B. Circumstances of Conception/adoption:
C. PB:
D. Three Random Facts:

Comments

[stoner-kraken.livejournal.com]

Okay, definitely asking ALL of them for Theon, If that is ok? Becuse being the bycicle of Westeros grants lots of babies. XD

And Ygritte hates me for it, but I wanna see her and Viserys' baby! >:D

[starkpup-heir.livejournal.com]

Of course, Robb and Jeyne's baby ^_^

And Ramsay and Asha!

Jorah and Viserys...

Theon/Jeyne

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Fein Greyjoy
Conceived: In a severely drunken night between Robb, Jeyne and Theon that turned sexual. For years Fein's true father was not known, until Robb demanded a paternity test. The results saw Theon propose to Jeyne (much to her surprise).
PB: Sam Jackson


3 facts:
Fein picked up his first guitar when he was 4. Had his first drink when he was 10. Was sent (by his mother) to his first rehab when he was 13.
Despite his troubles Fein is a musical prodigy. He can play any instrument he touches.
His first word was 'kraken'.

Re: Theon/Jeyne

[stoner-kraken.livejournal.com]

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the fact that he is product of a threesome. Clearly, they all need to live together after that. XD

And of course he is a musical prodigy. I bet aunt Asha had a lot to do with that.

[stormborn-dany.livejournal.com]

I'm in! Let's see a dragon baby.

Viserys/Dany

Re: Theon/Jeyne

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

I am all about the threesome, man.

Theon/Margaery

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Alaxia Tyrell
Circumstances: Margaery, angered by her grandmother forbidding her to see Theon ever again, immediately sought him out and bedded him. The next day she regretted it, of course, and so she never told him that the child was his.
PB: Britt Robertson

3 facts:
Olenna died the day Alaxia was born. When she found out this fact as a teenager, she decided she was her great-grandmother reincarnated.
With 3 uncles, Alaxia never missed having a father. In fact, she never even asked about it.
Unlike her grandmother, Alaxia has a brown thumb, and kills even basic houseplants.

Theon/Asha

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Elona Greyjoy
Circumstances: Asha was so nervous about seeing her brother again for the first time that she got stinking drunk first. When he tried to get in her pants... she let him. The next morning, when they discovered the truth, Asha threatened to castrate Theon if he ever told a soul. She returned home and claimed the father was her on again/off again boyfriend Qarl.
PB: Helena-Lia Tachovská

3 facts:
Elona started swimming before she even started talking.
She grew up to become a deep sea diver specializing in salvaging wreckage for treasure.
Her Uncle Theon is the only person she tells her secrets to.

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

omg I forgot about Ramsay and Asha! You got it bb. Probably tomorrow.

Re: Theon/Margaery

[stoner-kraken.livejournal.com]

GAH with these two is either ANGST or die, isn't it? And I love them soooo much for it!

I adore how the fact that she believes to be Ollena reincarnated clearly tells a LOT about her personality. <3

Re: Theon/Asha

[stoner-kraken.livejournal.com]

And talk about angst~!

Man, the last fact killed me sooo much. God, Theon would so believe he is the cool uncle, but I could see him actually being quite mooshy and loving, opening up only to her too, as Elona is probably the only person in the whole Westeros that wouldn't troll him.

Viserys/Ygritte

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Aerys Targaryen (after his father, naturally)
Circumstances: 3 words. Epic. Angry. Hate!sex. Once he was born, Viserys petitioned the courts for full custody and won, thanks to some well-placed illegal substances in Ygritte's bag.
PB: Jerome Clark

3 facts:
Loved Dany as if she were his mother
Got in lots of fist fights as a teenager defending his father
He is a ginger, but is allergic to ginger.

Re: Viserys/Ygritte

[wild-freckles.livejournal.com]

That last fact, lol!! Also, niiiice cheekbones.

Ygritte is soooo pissy over Viserys' dirty move, but I love it! X3

Re: Theon/Asha

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

I can just picture little Elona loving to squish sand into Theon's hair.

Be careful what you ask for:

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Names: Twins! Shaera and Vascon Targaryen
Circumstances: Um, tradition? If Dany wasn't willing there may have been roofies involved.
PB: Saiorse Ronan and Max Krieger
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/1876)
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/2171)

3 facts:
Once she found out she was pregnant, Dany stopped dying her hair. Viserys followed suit so as not to stand out.
The twins parentage is the biggest and most closely guarded secret in the history of the WORLD. Not even Olenna was able to find out the truth.
Shaera refused to sleep without her brother in the bed until she was 12.

bonus baby pic:
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/2389)

Robb/Jeyne

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Eddard "Eddie" Stark
Conceived: On the celebration of their second wedding anniversary. Robb took Jeyne to Spain. They stayed on the Mediterranean coast, ate their weight in paella, and made love on the beach every night under a full moon.
PB: Aaron Johnson
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/2566)
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/2920)

3 facts:
Eddie was the first of five children for Robb and Jeyne. He took being a big brother very seriously, even though he was only 3 when #2 came along.
He was a mama's boy until he started kindergarten. The first day he let go, ran into class, and never looked back. When Jeyne came to pick him up he started crying - he just then realized he had missed her.
When he turned 18 he started calling himself "Ed" and stopped replying to Eddie - until his father told him Ed was the name of a television horse.

[starkpup-heir.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love that you picked the same PB for the baby as Theon and Jon's! Must run in the blood! And yet the photos of the guy are so different. This actor clearly has some great range ^_^

Handsome thing has his dad's hair and his mum's face <3

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

I try really hard to pick people who look like they could have really come from the couple! And I didn't know he was the same as Theon/Jon. I wasn't paying attention!

[starkpup-heir.livejournal.com]

That's more than half the fun of the meme, definitely! I wouldn't even know where to begin with this, I'm so crappy at paying attention to actors and their names. This guy is clearly born to have Stark blood in him ^_^

Ramsay/Asha

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Laranna Greyjoy
Circumstances: Consentual mind-breaking sex-swing stretching 24-hour sex-a-thon, during which Ramsay continually SAID he was wearing condoms, Asha took his word for it, and he was lying.
PB: Mckaley Miller
(http://youngestrose.livejournal.com/pics/catalog/256/3201)

3 facts:
Laranna was born 7 weeks premature. Asha had kept the pregnancy a secret, and when Ramsay found out he flew into a rage and put Asha in the hospital and early labor.
Asha tried to keep Laranna away from her father, but she met with him in secret starting at 14.
Due to being born premature, Laranna is deaf in her left ear.

[starkpup-heir.livejournal.com]

Ramsay approves of every part of this conception! XD His less thrilled about her being partially deaf, but he can still teach her to play instruments.

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

It's his own damn fault for pushing a pregnant Asha.

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

The hard part for me is the names.

[starkpup-heir.livejournal.com]

On the swing? ;P

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

I was thinking down the stairs...

[tyrellheir.livejournal.com]

i just wanted to drop by and say this whole post is absolutely awesome
/sends love

XD

[stormborn-dany.livejournal.com]

Two things:

1) The internet has completely ruined my brain. I kid you not, as soon as I saw twins, I thought TWINCEST!

2) I know I should feel worse about number 1 but Game of Thrones is riddled with incest ESPECIALLY among the Targaryens. So really my perversion is backed up by canon. Guess whose ship just got a sail! :D

PS

[stormborn-dany.livejournal.com]

That baby pic is the cutest thing EVER!

[depravedly.livejournal.com]

Hey. If you ever wanna whip up a Robert/Cersei baby or figure out what the Lannister children would look like in the modern!verse, I'm totally cool with that. >.>

[depravedly.livejournal.com]

Oh. I misunderstood this. So. Um. Can I have a crack!baby with....Viserys and Margaery? Because ladybabies are officially a thing now, if that's ok.

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Actually I think the idea is to cross one of my muses with one of yours. A Viserys/Cersei baby?

[depravedly.livejournal.com]

Yes please. And potentially a Margaery/Cersei baby if ladybabies are a thing. If not then I shall just stick with my Viserys. :3

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Name: Jane Doe
B: Mad scientist! He stole DNA from Margaery and Cersei and created a baby in a lab.
PB: Claire Holt


3 facts:
Jane did not know until she was 18 that her parents (the scientist and his wife) were not her biological parents.
She chose NOT to reveal her identity to the Tyrells or the Lannisters.
She inherited Cersei's fiery temperament.

[depravedly.livejournal.com]

Our baby is so beautiful. /chinhands. It makes me want to rp next gen.

Mama Cersei's subconsciously cheering her fierce baby on.

[youngestrose.livejournal.com]

Margaery's just happy that she had a kid without having to ruin her figure.